"How can you find anything in this bag? How much make up do girls wear anyway?"
"It depends on the girl"
"I'm pretty sure you just burned yourself considering how heavy this bag is"
"What? Shut up, I wasn't paying attention"
"You're worrying too much, just take the pill everyday. Why is it so hard for girls to take a pill everyday?"
"Just pass me my bag and I'll find them"
"Wait, what is this? A mini vinegar bottle?"
"Yes. Its so I don't bite my nails. "
"What?"
"I put vinegar on my nails and it stops be from biting them, it works for me, my nails are perfect."
"Who cares about fucking nails? Girls are like fucking cats or something"
"You sound like a 10 year old or a gay dude. I didn't just fuck a gay dude did I?"
"I'm not gay! girls made me this way! fucking lies and nails and bitchiness and you're all selfish coods"
"Are you sure you're not? I'm sort of craving a chick right now, you didn't infect me with "The Gay" did you? "
"No, but I may have infected you with a baby and maybe your pills will magically go missing from this bag"
"Don't even fucking joke about babies! Getting pregnant is higher then death on my "list of fears" "
"Worse then death? Just get an abortion. I knew someone who got one on their lunch break. Its that easy"
"Do you know what an abortion does to a girls vagina? Guys will think I'm some sort of loose slut when they see the size of it"
"Makes it all loose? Are you sure that's true?"
"I'm just not going to risk it. I don't want to hear an echo every time a guy cums"
"That would be so fucking awesome"
"...."
"I mean for the guy"
"Just give me the pills"
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