A Shell Life.

"Do you think Aids has ever saved a relationship?"

"How would Aids ever save a relationship?"

"Okay, picture two people who've been going out for a while, but lately they've hit a snag or whatever, maybe one of them is thinking about someone else or maybe one of them has lost interest in the other and they start thinking that maybe this relationship isn't going to work out"

"So they would break up"

"Well that's were the Aids comes in. One of them finds out they have Aids, tells the other person and it turns out that they both have Aids"

"That's awful"

"But the relationship is saved, they can't kiss or fuck anyone else! What other chose do they have? They have to stay together!"

"They could find other people with Aids."

"No, they will keep the Aids a secret"

"I knew a guy who fucked a girl with Aids"

"Did he get Aids?"

"He used a condom and never kissed her. He told me did it for the thrill. Sky diving just doesn't do it for him anymore or something."

"That's sort of fucked"

"This is coming from someone who just told me how Aids is a good way to save a crappy relationship. Why all the Aids talk anyway?"

"You asked me why we're in a waiting room, I wasn't sure how to tell you..."

"..."

"..."

"So are you going to tell me or what?"