Wait and Seek.

"I need a job, I've been hunting for a year"

"Well go back to the mall."

"The mall? Out of the question."

"Why? You didn't seem to mind when you worked at that shit."

"Yeah i found out how awful it was AFTER i got fired"

"How does that work?"

"You don't know what you got till its gone. I had a pile of shit on my lap"

"Well everyone that works at the mall seems hip and happy"

"Do we shop at the same mall?"

"Well at least the people at West 49 and Backstage have a little spunk. Try out for those two"

"Whats the point? I'm not trendy enough for those stores. They want people with 2 kinds of hair color or no hair at all. They want people that like doing art and skateboarding, People with tattoos and arm bands. people that wear glasses and lip piercings. I'm not any of those things."

"what are you anyway?"

"I'm just some asshole with a T-shirt"

"and you pull it off well"